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Of all the trees
That are in the wood,
The gothic_violin bears the crown.

The Holly and the Ivy
from the Christmas Song Generator.

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Have I told anyone lately that I HATE WINTER! The snow is already about six inches deep out there and it's just getting started. The wind is blowing about a zillion miles per hour, and sometime early Thursday morning, it's gonna be -7 degrees. And it isn't even officially winter yet. My van broke down in Racine yesterday, and the new snow blower I purchased Sunday already had to get waranty service. The night Santa at my main mall in Rockford quit last night, and I have been given most of his hours, which means four days per week, open to close, with one of those days Racine. My wife is still at work cause Burlington doesn't close until 10, so she gets to drive home in this nightmare. And it isn't even officially winter yet! Oh, woe is me.

I think I'm gonna call "Jimmie Johns".